Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Alaska Pipeline is filled with orange soda. And you have no napkin.

“Hello thanks for choosing the Mc Donald’s drive through window. Now please pull up and park and wait on your very simple order because we are morons and it’s going to take us a few minutes to get your order wrong. And don’t forget, you won’t be getting a napkin. You will however; be getting onions so thick they look like fungus toenails and a straw that could replace a section of the Alaskan pipeline to suck your orange soda through. We know you ordered Dr Pepper but like I said, we’re morons. Here’s your incorrect change. Thanks again!”

1 comment:

  1. I never understood that shit. Please pull into a parking space because your drive-thru order is obviously far more complicated than we are prepared to deal with at the time. And also, we know you asked for 3BBQ sauce packets but your order only has 4 chicken nuggets which only qualifies you for 1.25 free BBQ sauces. I have the authority to use discretionary measure and it does not seem you are being abusive with your BBQ sauce but I am unable to allow a third BBQ packet for free. I will have to charge $3.25 for the final BBQ packet. There is also a $0.50 convenience fee and a $0.10 recycling surcharge. Also we will need a nickel for each bundle of 10 napkins. We no longer hand those out for free. Have a nice day, please think of the environment, and come again.